What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

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When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

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What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

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What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

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Why does the Illuminati have to be the bad guy all the time?

Why can't they just be the Illuminice?

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

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What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.