What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

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What happened to all the pokemon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

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Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

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What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

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How an Illuminati living in the arctic is called?

An Igloominati

How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout?

You triangulate their position!

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Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam