Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

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Why do chickens go to church?

To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

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Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

Why do hens sit on eggs?

because they're too poor to afford chairs.