How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

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How did one pothead greet the other?

High

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!