What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

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What'd you call a German businessman?

An enterpreNeuer.

Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.

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How do French poodles greet each other?

A: Bone-jour.

How did Maxwell greet Ampere?

Good Faraday to you, sir!

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

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Because they want to have some available to customers too!

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What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

How do you greet a German baker?

Gluten Tag

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What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

What did one German baker say to the other?

Glutentag!