Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

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What's a mexicans favorite game?

Cross country.

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.