Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

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Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

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What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

What country makes the most milk?

Nepal

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What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

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What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion