What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

What is a Canadian's favourite letter?

Eh?

New Yorker Jokes More New Yorker Jokes

Why did the New Yorker sleep under an oil tank?

He wanted to wake up oily.

What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What do you call a train that has a tobacco addiction?

A chew-chew train.

How do trains from different countries understand each other?

With a trainslator