What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

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What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

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What is a Canadian vampire's favourite drink?

Type Eh.

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

New Yorker Jokes More New Yorker Jokes

How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks?

Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.

Why did the New Yorker sleep under an oil tank?

He wanted to wake up oily.

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Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

Where does Joseph Kony train his soldiers?

Arizona