How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

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Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

Guantanamo Bay Jokes More Guantanamo Bay Jokes

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

Free Time Jokes More Free Time Jokes

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.