Guantanamo Bay Jokes

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

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Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

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Tickle the goat under it's chin.

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Islams it!

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What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

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What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

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Because I've me herbivore.

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How do you stop a taliban tank ?

Shoot the Guy Pushing it

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

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Who's there? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock KNOCK KNOCK. Who is there?

The pilot.

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

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What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin