How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

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What do I have now?

Oh, I do not know, DIABETES MAYBE!"

How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...

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Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.

Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.