What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D

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Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

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What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

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Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

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What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D

What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

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What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.