What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D

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What do your mom and the Baltimore Police have in common?

They both like giving nickel rides to black men!

Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

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What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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Why are pills white instead of black?

Because you want them to work don't you

What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

Netflix and pill

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How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

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What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.