Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

What do bees use to do their hair?

Honeycombs!

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What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

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How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

What's a Chinese chicken's favorite vegetable?

Buock choi

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Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

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Why can't two Asians make their own Caucasian babes?

Because two wongs don't make a white!

Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

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Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.