Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

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What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

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What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

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What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

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Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

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Why can't two Asians make a Caucasian?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

Why can't a Chinese couple get a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

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Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.