How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

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What is a rock's favorite band?

The Rolling Stones.

What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

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Where do you go to get a burger on the internet?

McDownloads!

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

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What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

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What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.