What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker

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Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker

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A "two-weeker"

What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker

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When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!