How do trees access the internet?

They log on

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What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

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Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

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How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

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What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

Who is your most disgruntled employee?

and "2: Does he have access to a mask shop "