How do trees access the internet?

They log on

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

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Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.

What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

Access Jokes More Access Jokes

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.