What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

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Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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A real mess on your hands.

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Petroleum

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How are you getting on with the Internet?

Surf far so good.

Who writes all his plays on the Internet?

Will-e. Shakespeare.

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Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

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What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

What do you call a Snake game that doesn't work?

An E-Reptile dysfunction