How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

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Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

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What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common?

they both like to root around in your cellar

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

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How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"

How do you encourage a bartender?

That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.