How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?

Because the elephant isn't chicken !

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

What do you call a football team full of retards?

Special teams.

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

Encourage Jokes More Encourage Jokes

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.