Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

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What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

How much does a birdhouse cost?

I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?

Second Caribou: A maybee.

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

Brain Cell Jokes More Brain Cell Jokes

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

Pregnant

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!