Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Where do trees keep their money?

In branch banks.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

Special Branch Jokes More Special Branch Jokes

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons?

Special branch.