What do you call a dinosaur that practices Islam?

A Quranosaurus.

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What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

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Who has scene a dinosaur?

No one! They're extinct!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

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What religion do ghosts practice?

Boo-ddhism

What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-thai.