Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

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Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

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Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

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How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

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What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

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Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

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Where did the English teacher and the student fight?

in the MLA boxing ring

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!