Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

How do you call a black guy that uses testosterone boosters?

Testostyrone.

How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

What do you call an affectionate rabbit?

A tender loving hare.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Satisfaction Jokes More Satisfaction Jokes

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!