How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

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Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrr!

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Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

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What breaks when u give it to a toddler?

Her hips

What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?