What about the kids?

he asked. I said, "they're still together."

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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Why does internet explorer ask so many questions?

Because it's insecure. It has trust issues.

Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!