Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?

The Pilot, you racist.

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

How do you make an Asian Blind?

you put a windshield in front of them

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."