Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.

What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.