Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

Why can ducks fly so well?

They're high on quack.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.