What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What's the definition of Parity?

Two parrots exactly the same!

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

What is a vampires favourite food?

Vampires aren't real

Gross Jokes More Gross Jokes

Why is star wars the most disgusting movie?

Because its the most grossing.

What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon