What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

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What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

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How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

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What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

How do you start a powerful woman's movement?

Laxatives.