What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

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What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

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What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

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What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

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What's better than a laxative?

Reddit.

What is the best remedy for cough?

A laxative.