What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Where are the kids?

me *turns around and goes back out*

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland ?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What was he charged with?

Indie-cent exposure.

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

Where do pirates go in the summer?

In ARRgentina.

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

I Pod Jokes More I Pod Jokes

What did the Zune say to the iPod?

You da real MP3.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Summer Camp Jokes More Summer Camp Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Why did the German boy go to Summer camp?

I don't know he did notsay!

Generator Jokes More Generator Jokes

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods