How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*

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What is the best thing about gaffer tape ?

It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

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What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

What makes a glow worm glow ?

A light meal !