How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*

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What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

Who turns the lights off at halloween ?

The light's witch !

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How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.