I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Where are the kids?

me *turns around and goes back out*

How do you turn a bunk bed into two regular beds?

You debunk it.

Volume Jokes More Volume Jokes

What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes