What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

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What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.