How do we know God isn't black?

Because then he would've said "I is who I is"

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How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb?

It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.

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What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired."