What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

How do you know you have a high sperm count?

She has to chew.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

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Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!