How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

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How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

Toothbrush Jokes More Toothbrush Jokes

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

What is the worst way to spell Mississippi?

Correctly.

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How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

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How was copper wire invented ?

One copper coin, two dwarves.

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)