Because it is not called a teethbrush.
Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ...
A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!
West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush
You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.
Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!
If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
One copper coin, two dwarves.
A virgin
Kick his sister in the jaw.
