Teethbrush Jokes

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

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Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush?

If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

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Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What do they call the Hunger Games in France?

Battle Royale with Cheese.

Mississippi Jokes More Mississippi Jokes

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

South Carolina Jokes More South Carolina Jokes

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

West Virginia Jokes More West Virginia Jokes

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Toothbrush Jokes More Toothbrush Jokes

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush?

If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why is there so little Black literature?

Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949.

Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner?

J. Robert Moppenheimer

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

North Jokes More North Jokes

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.