How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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What's 1+1?

2

What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

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Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

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Why does no one like the number 4?

It's too square.

Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?

If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

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What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

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What do you call 3 Irish tree surgeons?

Tree fellas

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

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How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

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What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

What's the number for poison control?

Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.

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Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

What is the worst way to spell Mississippi?

Correctly.

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

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How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

3 Mississippi Jokes More 3 Mississippi Jokes

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout