He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
Ewe 2
Either your mum, your wife or you.
Anne hath a way."
4 or 5.
A water sprinkler.
You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.
Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)
Because they can't even
None, he fell.
The Sirens of the Rams.
Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.
They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.
Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't
Crimea river
Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?
Correctly.
Mississippi.
1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout