How Do You Break Up With Your Girlfriend?

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How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.