How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

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Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Why do blondes have more fun?

They're easier to find in the dark.

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.