How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

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Which movie is on every man's bucket list?

Die Hard

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

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What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

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What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*