What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dog get at the vet?

FIXED

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

What did Edgar Allen Poe name his cat?

Poepurry

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why not?

It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.

What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.