What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky.

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

because K-10 is for cats.

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

What do you call a black man walking down the street?

A pedestrian.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

What is a baseball dog?

One that chases fowls.