What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

How can if you have a stupid dog ?

It chases parked cars !

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.