How do you break up with a farmer long-distance?

A John Deere letter.

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What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

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How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

How do you break up with a farmer long-distance?

A John Deere letter.