How do you call a judge that only gives innocent veredicts because he gave up on law school and knows nothing?

a quitter.

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What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

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I don't know either he told me to askew!"

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When she hands out long sentences.

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How do you call a judge that only gives innocent veredicts because he gave up on law school and knows nothing?

a quitter.

What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school?

Deez hoes ain't lawyers.