How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

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How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

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What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

anonagon.