How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

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Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Because the delegates were standing on them.

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

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What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

Where do toilets live?

Porcel Lane.

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How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak