How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

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What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

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Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak