7 Day Jokes

How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

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Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

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What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

10 Year Jokes More 10 Year Jokes

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Honor Jokes More Honor Jokes

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

How far along are you?

ME: 5 stops.

Anybody Jokes More Anybody Jokes

Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.

Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

10 Month Jokes More 10 Month Jokes

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

American Jokes More American Jokes

Where is Dracula's American office?

The Vampire State Building.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team?

Their best swimmers are all in American waters.