7 Day Jokes

How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

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Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

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Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke?

Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

Little Guy Jokes More Little Guy Jokes

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How do you mess with a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells?

Cancer cells can get Jobs.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.