Why are French snails faster than American snails?

L'ess cargo

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Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

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What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.