Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

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Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

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What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

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What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

The captain's log.

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

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Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

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Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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What do you call a Mexican that's in the rebellion?

A Rogue Juan

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!