Because he was a slave to the cistern!
Because 'Illinois you!
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "
He starts coffin...
Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!
Because the p is silent
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
Races 'em.
They all had masters
Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
A Rogue Juan
