Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

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How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

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How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

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What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

What do you call a ice cube in the toilet?

Poop cuber

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What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

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Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

What do you call a Mexican that's in the rebellion?

A Rogue Juan