Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

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Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

Retrain Jokes More Retrain Jokes

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.