How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

pumpkin

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Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

What's Adam Levine's favorite holiday?

Halloween Halloween Halloween!

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What are you celebrating?

They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)

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Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

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Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin