Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)
An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"
Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!
a road
Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy
An Easter basket case!
A: A trip to Israel.
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
It's CoRnY
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .
You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers
What do women and computers have in common? You don't appreciate them until they go down on you.